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About Me Member Procrastinator XxForgottenFailurexXFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Digital Ikebana

DOWN WITH THE MAN, IN WITH THE JELLY!

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Big Ben, Bums, and Break Ups

We Meet Again: For the 1st Time, For the Last Time

Thu Nov 19, 2009, 6:56 PM
  • Mood: Excited
  • Listening to: Fire it Up by Modest Mouse
  • Reading: nothing for once. O_o
  • Watching: the little blue guy dancing
  • Playing: with my new hamster
  • Eating: like a rabbit... xD
  • Drinking: leftover water bottles
My friends,

IT HAS BEEN A LONG ASS TIME.

And quite frankly, if the amount of time that I have been away from DeviantArt were directly proportionate to someone's ass, I'm sure that we'd all be drowning in cellulite by now if we hadn't already suffocated from the stench .

But enough of diembodied asses and their hideous magnitudes.

I am back.

And no, no totally wicked ACDC playing in the background either.
I'm just happy to say that my artistic view has changed. I have changed greatly; I have been changed...

and more surprisingly so, I have been changed by-
dare I sayeth-
A MAN!
Yes, with a penis and everything!

There will be a time to explain after I get myself re-established in this community. After many long overdue apologies for a ridiculous absense, and after I fiddle with the brand new OS for DevArt. It's so streamlined and confusing. Like freaking Windows Vista.

I know that I've lost much ground and not many people will read this, but I just thought I'd put forth the effort to tell you that I haven't killed myself, didn't get cursed by a Santerian Hoodoo woman and doomed to remain a chicken for the rest of my life.

But no, I am alive.
I am whole.
Filled with love.
and jelly.
and apology.

Thank you.
-Lori

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: 6 miles past Earth's orbit & take a left at Saturn. You'll find it.
  • Interests: I love art (as if this didn't give it all away), poetry, & just wierd stuff. glowing socks
  • Favourite movie: Too many... but I like epics and comedies (real nerd here, LOTR, POTC, etc.)
  • Favourite band or musician: Shiny Toy Guns, GOO GOO DOLLS, The Shins, At the Drive In, Get Up Kids
  • Favourite genre of music: Indie Rock, Emotive, Underground Techno, 80's rock
  • Favourite artist: Just... Artist? Myehehe, I guess... DaVinci, he's a little cracked.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Markus Zusak & Jerry Spinelli
  • Favourite game: Kingdom Hearts (all), OKAY rpg games in general, DARK CLOUD, sims stoof
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: I make alot of my own, but... eh... yeah, lets leave it at that.
  • Personal Quote: "When life gives you lemons, make chocolate milk."

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:iconlesumai:
I miss you.

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PHOTOS: NOT FOR LICKING.
FILING CABINETS: NOT FOR LICKING.
ARMS: NOT FOR LICKING.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: NOT FOR LICKING.
COMPUTER MONITORS: NOT FOR LICKING.
LIVE ARTILLERY: NOT FOR LICKING.
DAVID BOWIE: ...FOR LICKING.
:iconlesumai:
:B
Hey freaktoes. How are you? You need to update your journal or something! Let people know you haven't killed yourself! D:

Guess what song I have stuck in my head? "Magic Dance", from Labyrinth. Oh, the memories!
Have you taken Driver's Ed yet? I've got my permit... but I haven't finished the class yet. I can drive, though! Pretty well, too. But I'm averse to left turns... >_>
Read any good books, lately? I'm rereading Eragon, so that I can start Eldest. :P I'm just now realizing how many plotholes are in that book! It's almost laughable, but I still enjoy it. Sometimes it's nice to just let things not make sense. Like this picture. [link]
How is Mimo? How old is he now? Does he go to school? Is he pwnage incarnate? How is Ricky? Still Asian?
Nell is... 11, I think? I dunno. I still think she's 8 all the time. :B I told you she had her appendix removed, right? I think I did. We have pictures from inside her body! :D You can see her ovaries. lawl.
What classes are you taking next year? I bet all your electives are cool/fun. I hope they are, anyway! I'm taking a whole bunch of AP classes... D: And Anatomy & Physiology, and Orchestra, of course, which I'm starting to hate, but I need to stay in because colleges like that sort of thing. ARGHHHH I hate thinking about colleges. I think you told me you already knew which college you were going to... an art school, right? That sounds awesome. Deep down, I really want to go to an art school, but I think I'm not good enough to compete with all you fantastic people, and besides, cutting people's skulls open and operating on their brain seems like just as much fun (if not harder work D: )!
I'm going to a black-and-white themed masquerade party tomorrow! I'm making my own mask... I've got to finish it tomorrow before the party. It's pretty radical at the moment, but too simple for my tastes. >8D So I'm going to spiff it up with some pearls and lace and stuff... I've just got to figure out a way to glue it on without gluing down my fingers and stuff.

Anyways, I just wondered how you were doing. I hope everything's great with you and your family, and I REALLY WANT TO SEE YOU SOOOON! (Even if soon is just "within the year")
Write back!

-Kateth

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PHOTOS: NOT FOR LICKING.
FILING CABINETS: NOT FOR LICKING.
ARMS: NOT FOR LICKING.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: NOT FOR LICKING.
COMPUTER MONITORS: NOT FOR LICKING.
LIVE ARTILLERY: NOT FOR LICKING.
DAVID BOWIE: ...FOR LICKING.
:iconakithedemigod:
Your poetic words move me. :heart:
Don't know if you remember me, but I hope you're doing well. :hug:

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It is not The Coffee Shop; it is A Coffee Shop...
:iconburningcanadians:
when are you going to post something new?
:iconooredwineoo:
Oh Lovie!! I haven't heard from you in forever!!!! :cry:
This is lunakin's new account.
I doubt if you even remember me, but I've missed you, Wacko Jacko
Stay cool
(:

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I need to feel you again, I need your lips on my skin. For one night I could be him. . .
:iconxequiem:
Thanks for the favourite!

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tonight may be the last chance we'll be given
:iconxxforgottenfailurexx:
no problem, man.

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:pride: Love and Let Love :pride:
:heart: Proud member of DeadLegions [link]
:heart: Proud member of TLC [link] & LGBTPrideandVoices [link]
:iconvalkyriecdh:
hey this is collin...this is my new profile, ValkyrieCDH...i am leaving my other one. I want to start fresh on artwork and other such things so.


hey would you likeths to be apart of the GSA (gay straight alliance)? its at our school, the next meeting is feb. 10 at 7 pm. in the black box, which is the maroon double doors right next to the theatre room, everything is black inside. XD
:iconwerdandi:
Thanks for fav ^^
:iconlunakins16:
:hug:

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Sing once again with me, our strange duet!

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